by Johnny_Bit » December 11th, 2006, 10:04 pm
Eh, Me being evil...
I wonder if we just can do something like that:
"End user license agreement:
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However, if you post spam, or you'll be detected as spammer, we will sell your mail-address to your fellow spammy-friends, contact all most severely wicked and deviant sexual agencies (at-least S/M gay related) using your mail, moreover, Every mail address that we'll find on site you're advertising will met with the same threating. If we won't be tired enough by all this, It's very probable that we use all of our rootkits scattered all over the world (remember, we're programmers, don't mess with angry programmer) to bring down that site and server it's standing on (or just get your transfer-size bill to a very nice numbers), same goes to your IP address. Of course abuse notification to your ISP is must. Oh, and if someone accidentally hacks on your computer, be very sure that all information found by that mystical some-one will be used against you and you can (without a merest chance of getting it back) say farewell to pretty much of your oh-how-important data. And if that's not enough for us, we'll make those sex-deviants contact you in person (think of this as being raped by something really big, there will be no problem in finding holes, I bet they can make few brand new ones), not only you, but also owners of that site you spammed with, most probably yours and theirs families and pets. And if that's not scary enough for you and we were having good time with previous punishments, we'll send angry Johnny_Bit to your location (armed with matchbox, coffeecup, pair of scissors, screwdriver and huge bag of salt) to do stuff to you (and when he's angry, even your grand-grand-grand mother will feel the pain just as severe as you).
Oh, and by the way, All your base Are belong to us!
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